He was hanging out with me, playing videogames, when my sister in law walked by in a sports bra to get a beer.
When she left, my friend asked me "How did she get that scar?"
I knew she got it from a Cesarean, but he was gullible, so I pranked him.
"It's nothing, really. All that happened is that my brother fucked her, and his dick was too big for her to handle."
He was horrified. "That's awful! How do you even know that?"
I told him "It's genetic. Just ask your sister."
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