A twelve year old girl arrived home from school unexpectedly and walked in on her mother giving her father a blowjob. Her mother asked her to leave the room right away and said that she would talk to her soon.
Embarassed, the mother asked her daughter if she knew what dad and mom were doing? The girl said, mom, I am twelve, of course I know what you and daddy were doing.
She said, you and daddy were playing my favorite game called "hide the sausage", but most of the guys at school hide it in a different spot.
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