NSFW A small boy is showering with his mother...

and sees his mom's parts are different from his boy parts.
He asks "Mom what's that?" Pointing at her lady bits.
She panics and stutters "Um um that's where the Indians chopped me with a tomahawk"
The boy replies " Damn! Gotcha right in the pussy!"

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