And after a while, he comes across a chunk of potato. He spits it out, and continues. A little bit later, he comes across a carrot. Again, he spits it out and continues. A bit later, he comes across a half-dissolved grape jolly rancher, and spits it out and continues. Then he came across a chunk of roast beef. Concerned, the man asks "Are you sick?". "No, but the last guy was."
EDIT: REDDITIFIED IT.
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