NSFW A man and his pregnant wife go on a walk through the park

A woman approaches and attempts to take the pregnant ladies unborn baby from her by pushing her over and sticking her hand up her vagina. Screaming, the lady turns to her partner for help
He gives the crazy stranger a look right in the eyes and sternly says
"Hey, leggo of my eggo"

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