A dad hires a clown for his kids 7th birthday party.
The clown gets up in front of the kids, puts his hand in his pocket and says
"Right if you kids can guess what I've got in my pocket you win it as a prize"
"Is it a sweet mister?"-
"No it isn't a sweet"
"Is it a toy mister?" -
"No it's not a toy either"
"Is it money mister?" -
"No it isn't money"
"What is it then?
"IT'S MY COCK!" shouts the clown-
At this point the kids father grabs the clown and drags him through to the kitchen and says "What the hell are you playing at? These kids are only 7 years old"
Clown says "Look I'm really sorry- I usually do an adult act and I'm a bit hungover today and accidentally went into the wrong routine- it won't happen again"
Dad says "It better not or I'll phone the police- now get back through there and entertain the kids"
Clown gets back up on stage and says "OK kids, lets start again if any of you can guess what I'm holding in my pocket you win it as a prize"
"Is it a sweet mister?"-
"No it's not a sweet"
"Is it a toy mister?" -
"No it isn't a toy"
"Is it money mister?" -
"No it isn't money"
"What is it then?"
.
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Clown looks at the father and says "You better phone the police- it's my cock again"
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