John was watching TV when his roommate Tyler burst in.
Tyler - "Dude Mark just told everyone he woke up last night when we were camping with his pants around his ankles, covered in Vaseline!"
John - "What the fuck man Mark is so weird! Why would he say shit like that? I'd never tell people weird shit like that."
Tyler - "Wanna go camping?"
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