Now you're fucked!

Once, there was this girl who had no arms or legs. She
met up with this guy who she really liked and asked him out on a
date. He said yes.
On thier first date, the girl said "I've never been
hugged before. Would you give me a hug?"
So, the boyfriend, thinking that wasn't too extreme went
over and gave her a hug.
A few weeks went by and they started to like each other
more and more. The girl said to the guy "I've never been kissed
before. Would you give me a kiss?" The guy thinks 'well, I guess
I should. We have been dating a while' and leans over and gives
her a kiss.
The girl thinks that things are going quite well, so
one night, on the beach, when the sun was setting, the girl says
to the guy "I've never been fucked before. C'mon, fuck me!" So
the guy gets up, picks her up and tosses her as far as he can
into the water and screams "NOW YOU'RE FUCKED" and walks away.