Now that I've quit smoking cigarettes, I notice how they smell...

A State Trooper...

At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the...

How do you stop a...

Put velcro on the ceiling.

My friend asked,...

I thought for a second and said, "Probably...You're better than my...

The World of Men...

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: He heard the chicken was a slut....

How does Moby...

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

How do you stop a...

Put velcro on the ceiling.

My friend asked,...

I thought for a second and said, "Probably...You're better than my...

The World of Men...

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: He heard the chicken was a slut....

How does Moby...

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

-40° outside...

My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes.

My friend asked,...

I thought for a second and said, "Probably...You're better than my...

The World of Men...

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: He heard the chicken was a slut....

How does Moby...

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

-40° outside...

My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes.

Ricky the Rooster

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking...

The World of Men...

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: He heard the chicken was a slut....

How does Moby...

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

-40° outside...

My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes.

Ricky the Rooster

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking...

Don't look at the...

...So they did. (I'll bet you're curious what the actual title is. Wait til...

How does Moby...

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

-40° outside...

My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes.

Ricky the Rooster

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking...

Don't look at the...

...So they did. (I'll bet you're curious what the actual title is. Wait til...

A Golfer's...

"I swore yesterday, father." "Continue," said the priest. "Well, I was...

-40° outside...

My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes.

Ricky the Rooster

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking...

Don't look at the...

...So they did. (I'll bet you're curious what the actual title is. Wait til...

A Golfer's...

"I swore yesterday, father." "Continue," said the priest. "Well, I was...

Why do Jihadists...

Because they're cunts. EDIT: punchline.

Ricky the Rooster

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking...

Don't look at the...

...So they did. (I'll bet you're curious what the actual title is. Wait til...

A Golfer's...

"I swore yesterday, father." "Continue," said the priest. "Well, I was...

Why do Jihadists...

Because they're cunts. EDIT: punchline.

Don't look at the...

...So they did. (I'll bet you're curious what the actual title is. Wait til...

A Golfer's...

"I swore yesterday, father." "Continue," said the priest. "Well, I was...

Why do Jihadists...

Because they're cunts. EDIT: punchline.

A Golfer's...

"I swore yesterday, father." "Continue," said the priest. "Well, I was...

Why do Jihadists...

Because they're cunts. EDIT: punchline.

A State Trooper...

At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the...

Why do Jihadists...

Because they're cunts. EDIT: punchline.

A State Trooper...

At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the...

How do you stop a...

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Now that I've quit smoking cigarettes, I notice how they smell...

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