A lady approached him, attempting to engage him in conversation. When that proved fruitless, she let out a sigh. "Calvin, if I may speak freely, I must confess the reason for my interest in you. I hope you won't be offended, but you are the subject of a wager in which myself and my friend are involved. I bet her 50 dollars that I could get you to say three words. Now, if I may say so myself, I possess some *very* persuasive skills at my disposal."
Her chin quivered in anticipation, and Calvin could see that desperate, yet not unattractive look in her eyes had intensified to a passionate flame. Smiling, he leaned into her, and his mouth brushed her earlobe. His voice a mere husky whisper, his breath enunciated with a passion as desperate and full of need as hers, "Fuck you."
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