An elderly couple (BATTERY AND BOODLER) was attending mass.
About halfway through, BOODLER leans over and says to BATTERY, "I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?"
BATTERY replied, "That was sexy. Put a new battery in your vibrator; then let's go home and fuck our brains out."
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