not really a joke...

just something stupid that I said but it made two friends of mine, who were there at the time, chuckle.


I was with a guy named Benny in a dinner and the waitress brought the bill.
I turned to the other guy and said "oh my god they billed Benny. You bastards".



Thats pretty much it.
I'll let my self out.

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