A small, skinny white guy got onto an elevator.
Just as the doors were closing, a huge, black dude walked on and stood next to him.
The big black guy looked down at the small white guy and said, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 4 pound left ball, 4 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
The small guy fainted!!
The giant black dude picked up the little white guy and brought him around, by slapping his face and shaking him.
When the man finally came to, he asked the small white guy, "What's wrong?"
Our petite friend said, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The black giant looked down and repeated, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 4 pound left ball, 4 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown".
The white guy sighed, "Oh, thank God! I thought you said, 'Turn around!'"
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