We were at my friends Birthday party in Palm Springs. Everyone there is gay except my wife and I, and another couple. The host was doing a fantastic job of keeping everyone's drinks filled etc. He came up to me and asked me what I would like. I said "I'll have another beer, please".
He looked at me with all seriousness and said "I am so sorry, we are all out of beer. I didn't know there were going to be so many straight people here tonight."
True story, I was rolling! I found out gay people are not usually into beer, they like wine or vodka.
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