Non english speakers, translate the best joke you have from your language. Other redditors will have to guess from what country the joke is.

Q: How did the...

Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job? A: With relish.

Want to hear a...

Ahhh never mind, it's too long.

My wife's star...

She was attacked by a giant crab.

(Computer...

he said, "you mean family graph?"

Why wasn't meek...

Because it wasn't "charged up"

Q: How do you...

Q: How do you sell chicken to a deaf man? A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME...

Later tonight I...

..if she's up for it.

I had sex last...

Her: You don't have AIDS, right? Me: Of course not, why? Her: Oh thank...

How to lose...

Find a trainwreck preferably an alcoholic sociopath with an eating disorder…...

What do you call...

One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina.