This is a true story:
A man was in a grocery store shopping, when he lit a cigarette.
The manager walks up to him and politely asks him to extinguish it.
The man refuses, saying " Well you sell cigarettes here, dont you?"
The store manager replies " Yes sir we do, and we also sell condoms."
The man quickly put the cigarette out.
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