A lantern lighthouse and the ocean are married and are talking to each other. The lighthouse is cheating on the ocean with a lake named Seth.
The lighthouse says, "Why are we so close to each other? Your waves keep putting out my lantern fire!"
To which the ocean responds, "I thought you'd be my guiding light 'till Seth do us apart!"
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