Milkman brings milk to blondes door. [old times,1950] notices, note, says please i need 5 gal. today to take a milk bath.in dismay Man rings bell. Blonde in robe opens door,milkman says "5 gal mam ,dont you mean 5qts." She says no gallons, "I'm taking a milk bath today." The milkman asks "Ok how would you like that pasturized?" Woman replies, "No just up to my boobs!"
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