One day a girl decides to go running on the beach. She comes across a man with no arms and no legs laying in the sand. The man is sobbing uncontrollably, so the girl asks him "why are you crying sir?". The nugget man controls his tears and says "I've never been hugged before". So the girl picks him up and gives him a warm hug. The man is all smiles as she sets him back down and goes on her way. The next day, the girl goes for another run and comes across the nugget man crying again. She asks what's wrong this time and he replies "I'm so depressed...I've never been kissed before". The girl, now feeling really sorry for the poor nugget, leans down and gives him a big kiss on the lips. The next day, on her run, the girl finds the old nugget man still crying. "What could be wrong now?" she asks. "I've never been fucked before," the old man squeaks out between sobs.
So the girl picks him up, walks to the water, chucks him in, and yells, "There! You're fucked!"
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