Nixon met Chairman Mao and was watching a martial arts demonstration when Chairman Mao told President Nixon that his Chinese bodyguards would use their bodies to block bullets to save his life. Nixon replied that his Secret Service would do the same. Chairman Mao answered, yes, but yours wear bullet-proof vests!
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