A guy is walking by the street when he sees a man walking into a bar. The man who walks into the bar pulls out his wallet, and from the wallet a very small man playing a piano who plays a short melody and returns to the wallet. The guy, astounded by what he just saw, follows the man with the wallet into the bar. once there he ask the man "How did you get that person who live in your wallet and plays piano?" the man responds " well its a long story". " I was walking down the beach, when I saw a golden lamp in the sand, when I rubbed it a genie came out and asked for my three wishes"" my first wish was to have a 100 billion dollars in my wallet that are inflation proof and are accepted any ware and it appeared in my wallet. my second wish was to have the most beautiful woman on earth be my wife, and she then came out of the water and said she would be my eternal bride" and for my lastwish, I asked for a nine-inch penis" the guy then responds "what does that have to doo with the man in the wallet" " well the genie misunderstood, and gave me a nine inch pianist"
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