A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away.
The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack brought on by sexual over stimulation.
It seems that someone had put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming...and coming...and coming......
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