... and while he's making his rounds with his partner he hears an inmate shout "38!" and everyone chuckles.
A while later another inmate yells "13!" and there's uproarious laughter.
So the new guy asks his partner what's going on. "Oh that? These guys have been here so long, they all know the same jokes by now. Save time, just give 'em a number." New guy shrugs and they continue on their way.
Well, a third inmate yells "26!"
Nothing. Not a peep.
The older guard turns to the new guy and says "yeah... some guys just can't tell a joke."
[it's one of my favorites]
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