There are two men in a restroom, in stalls directly next to each other.
Man #1 says "Hi there."
Man #2, trying not to be rude, says, "Um...Hi"
After a short silence, Man #1 speaks again saying, "So, how are things?"
Man #2 replies, "Good.... I guess."
Man #1 says, "Okay, honey, I have to go now, every time I talk to you on my phone this guy answers, bye."
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