New Barbies

Mattel announced record 2nd quarter earnings after a huge boost in sales from Barbie’s that look more like “real” woman…….

In other news, investors are baffled as shares in Plastiff, Inc. have skyrocketed. The Montana based company, who manufactures tiny plastic double chins.

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