Never thought I would hear an actual funny joke in church

Heard this joke from my priest at church (I live in Kansas City).

A man who lived a lifetime of trouble died and was sentenced to smash rocks in hell to suffer for his sins. One day the devil walked up to the man who was breaking the rocks with ease and asked him how he was doing it so effortlessly. The man responded, "I grew up on a farm in Missouri, I am used to physical labor like this."

In an effort to amplify the mans suffering, the devil made it extremely hot and walked up to the man who was still easily smashing the rocks. When asked how he was doing it, the man responded, "I grew up on a farm in Missouri, I am used to extreme heat like this."

Not enjoying his apparent failure of distributing pain and suffering to this man, the devil made it downpour with rain and gale force winds. Thinking this surely will do it, the devil walked up to the man who was working with even more grace than before.. Shocked at this sight, the devil asked how he was doing it and the man responded, "I grew up on a farm in Missouri, I am used to tornados and extreme storms like these."

In a final attempt to make this man suffer, the devil made it extremely cold. He walked toward the man thinking this surely will get him and he saw the man was actually dancing around and celebrating! Shocked beyond belief, the devil asked him what the hell he was celebrating about. The man joyfully responded "Well, hell froze over! The Chiefs must have won the Super Bowl!"

EDIT: Grammar and stuff and stuff

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