One day, a king decided to find a man in the kingdom that was manly enough to marry his daughter. So he held a competition to see who the most courageous man was. One man had to make it across a pit of hungry alligators. None of the men in the crowd wanted to jump in. As the king was about to close the event one man jumps in and gets out on the other side of the pit bloody and dirty, and the king says: "Congratulations, you can have my daughter's hand in marriage!" The man replied:
"I don't want your daughter."
- Well then what do you want?
- I want to kill the fucker that pushed me into the pit!
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