A woman goes shoe shopping and discovers that all of the mainstream brands are out of stock. She yells and complains to the manager until a customer throws an orange at her.
At this, the woman miraculously calms down and immediately leaves the store. Dumbfounded, the manager asks the customer how she did it.
"Well," she says, "Everyone knows that acid fruit can neutralize a basic bitch!"
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