Joe moves onto a new property in some land near Yellowstone National Park - middle of nowhere, but beautiful.
A few days after unpacking his stuff, Joe sees a pickup truck drive up his long and winding driveway. This cowboy type gets out of the truck and extends his hand with a greeting.
They talk for a bit, when the cowboy says, "You should come over to my place on Friday night for an old fashioned hootenanny. It'll be great. There will be eating and drinking and dancing and fucking and fighting - just a grand ol' time!"
"Sounds great," Joe says. "What should I wear?"
"Don't matter," says the cowboy. "It'll just be the two of us."
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