NATURAL DEATH

In a court, a murder case was brought to a
judge...
JUDGE: Did you kill this man?
ME: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of
lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is
part of nature. He died of natural causes.
JUDGE: Case closed.

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