A guy walks into a social security store and says:
"- I want to change my name! It's ugly, everybody mocks it, and nobody takes me seriously..."
A social worker then says:
"- Don't worry sir, we'll take care of that right now! So what's your name?"
"- John Shit."
"- I'm sorry to hear that sir, that's a very ugly name... So what do you want to change it to?"
"- Jack Shit, seems more fitting."
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