Paddy and Mick were nailing up the side of a wooden house.
Mick noticed that Paddy was examining the nails and throwing away every second or third nail.
"What's wrong with the nails?" he asked.
"The heads are at the wrong end."
"You are stupid you idiot, can't you see they are for the other side of the house!"
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