So she brought home a book from the library on adult ADD. A few days later when I'd finished she asked if it showed me that I had ADD.
"I JUST READ AN ENTIRE BOOK ON FUCKING ADD, YOU DENSE WENCH, SO I'M GOING TO GO WITH NO."
Not a joke. A true story.
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