She was widowed in her early 50s and met me a couple years later. I was married twice before. One day several years after we married she found me kneeling before a headstone in the churchyard sobbing "Why'd you have to die? Why'd you have to die???" She shouted: "GET OFF OF MY FIRST HUSBAND'S GRAVE!!!!"
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