"Hurry up!" she shouted, "I need a shit!!"
"Fuck off!" I replied, "I'm trying to have a wank in here!!"
"So that's more important than my diahorrhea?!" she screamed.
I shouted through the door "I'm just about to come for fuck's sake, just wait a few moments will you??"
What an impatient, big mouthed gobshite she is...
God knows what everyone else on the plane must have thought!
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