My wife asked me for a maid so I hired one, the maid was great, she vaccuumed the home, did the dishes, replaced the bedsheets, dusted, and even reached in the high places to make sure our home was super clean.
My wife then asked if I could higher a cook. So I did, and the cook made the best meals ever! She just rocked our kitchen!
My wife then asked me if we can bring a baby to this world by hiring someone to carry it for her. So I did, we went to a clinic and we found a very nice woman to carry out the pregnancy. I now have a healthy baby boy.
Then my wife wanted a nanny. The nanny was great, she took care of my son, changed his diapers, made sure he got his formula, she was great.
Then my wife had one more request, she asked me for a divorce. And I hired an attorney, I signed the paper work, and it was done.
Now I'm alone. Thinking back on all the events and say to you, "Now that's one big joke."
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