Wife: "We talked to your counsellors about your allergies. They said they will bring up the topic during the first cabin meeting."
Son: "Mom! Geeeeez. So embarrassing!"
Wife: "It's no big deal. They are going to make sure the other kids will wash their hands if they eat nuts."
Son: "Mom, you know I'm good with my surroundings. I will just stay away from them."
Wife: "It doesn't hurt if they know. You can't be so quiet about it. You need to be more vocal. Just wait, in a few years you will be on a first date with a possible girlfriend and you'll have to say, 'look, I like you and want to kiss you right now but did you eat nuts today?'"
Me: "wtf"
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