I got us seats while she got popcorn. This woman walked up to me and said "can I sit next to you? I'll give you a hand job." I looked at her, a bit surprised. "No, that is what my wife is for!" The woman was shocked and said "what does she have that I don't?" I then replied: "Parkinson's."
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