My Vietnamese friends just got married. They have the same common last name, so neither of them needed to change anything.

2 guys are in...

One of the guys takes off his hat and holds it over his heart. The other...

Jews must have...

...Because they don't have much skin!

Dark humor is...

* only some people get it ;) * Creds to some comment I saw on reddit

How did Whitney...

All at once.

The plane that's...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and...

What do they call...

A krilling spree!

Don't gamble

Rod and Todd, now in their eighties, first met in school. Their...

A guy buys a...

And he has been told in the pet store, this parrot can say 2 phrases. If you...

Heard about the...

There amazed how there are only 7 planets left after i destroyed URANUS.

Good news, Bad...

Doctor: I have good news, and I have bad news. Which do you want first? Man:...