and i have 2 EXTREMELY HOT cousins who are about my age. so one day, my uncle says "WHERE ARE MY FUCKING SLIPPERS?!??!" I say "They are upstairs with the girls, want me to get them?" "YEAH GET FUCKING BOTH" so i get upstairs and say "Carly, Beth i need to fuck you both. Chris says so" Carly replies "oh yeah? Prove it!" "HEY CHRIS, BOTH OF EM'?" he replies " OF COURSE, WHAT'S THE USE OF JUST FUCKING ONE?!"
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