After losing one of my dumbbells, I spent an eternity In Walmart trying to buy the other one. Twenty minutes of searching only to be told they mustn't be on the shelf and 30 minutes spent twiddling my thumbs while they found the last one out the back. Amazingly it was identical to my lost one which was an odd 9kg (I thought i'd never find another one). The 15 minute line to the cashier went quickly as I stood beaming at just how lucky I was. When I got to the cashier she apologised profusely to which I replied:
"That's ok, It was worth the weight."
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