My friend and I went to a concert recently. My friend's sister wanted her to get a shirt since she wasn't able to go. We get to the concert early and walk over to the t-shirt shack.
The seller was sitting on the counter with his back against the side wall. As we get to the counter, I see how overpriced the two shirts are. I mention this to my friend.
The guy overhears us and says, "It's so disappointing. All this talk about how great it'll be, and it's like you end up with only getting a handjob."
My friend and I just bust out laughing. After recovering, my friend says, "I'll just tell my sister that there weren't any shirts for sale."
T-shirt guy says, "It's also like lying and telling your friends you got a blowjob."
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