"Do you know any Amish jokes?"
"No, I don't own any furniture."
When I woke up I googled it, thinking maybe I read this joke somewhere and it was just buried in my memory. But nothing comes up. LOL silly brain.
Edit: I realize this joke is not funny. I originally wanted to post this on /r/mildlyinteresting but they don't accept text only posts :( This place seemed the next best option, considering.
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