My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up whilst singing along to his crappy Punjabi music at the top of his voice

He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs, "Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing.


I smiled back at him and replied, "Yes," as I put them up my nostrils.

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