Friends, mammals, redditors: I am extending to you an invitation to play my reddit game. For the past two years, several friends have devoted quite a bit of time and energy into finding out my reddit username, which I refuse to divulge. As I've recently graduated and now have a weird amount of time on my hands, I've started littering the world of subreddits with posts that would offer a small insight into who the author might be.
Rules:
1. I won't tell you if I was the one that posted something.
2. I'm an asshole, I've recently been borrowing other accounts from family and begun posting from them and including hints back to my own, original name.
3. I will not tell you if you think you have the right username, again, I'm an asshole, you have to message that account.
TL:DR I'm an asshole with too much time on my hands and I like to fuck with my friends. Help me fuck with them.
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