This beautiful woman was sitting at the end of the bar one night. This guy sitting at the other end sees her, he has had a few drinks and decides to go over and talk to her. After a few more drinks together they start getting touchy feely with each other. After making out, the guy looks deep into her eyes and says, let go to my place for a night cap. She replies, I cannot, I am on my menstrual cycle. He has a big smile on his face and says, Great! You can follow me, I am on my moped.
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