My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in?

Rob Ford..too soon?

*Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor...

i got a Rolex for...

I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.

What's the...

Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

An Irish prayer...

On a cold winter night; an older Irishman walks down the street using his...

An Indian said...

An Indian told me that using hands to eat is so much more convenient than...

Two pieces of...

Two pieces of string walk into a bar. One of them sits down while the other...

What is a...

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following...

We don't serve...

A bear walks into a bar, and says, "bartender get me a whiskey." The...

Where can you buy...

Aisle Hitler

You need glasses...

Because it helps with division. -Barbara from Rooster Teeth