I learned something about my new neighbor. He told me "I'll be growing pot..........
I gotta admit I got a little excited about all the *high times* we'd be having and drifted off but he looked like he was excited too - doing a herky-jerky dance move.
"......a-toes," I heard him say and I figured out my new neighbor is a stutterer!
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