A little boy goes to visit Santa at the shopping mall. He sits on his lap and Santa says "Hello little boy, I bet I can guess yout name!", he had previously spoke to the boys mum and he says "Your name is T-O-M-M-Y, Tommy!", tapping on the boys nose with every letter of his name. The little boy says "Oh, how did you know that!?"
"I'm santa, I know everything. And I bet I know what you like!"
And the little boy says "What?" And Santa taps on the little boys nose again and says "You like F-I-R-E T-R-U-C-K-S, Fire Trucks"
"Oh wow, how did you know that!?"
"Im Santa, I know everything!"
Then Tommy says "Santa, I know what you like...."
"What do I like little boy?
And Tommy taps on Santas nose and says "You like P-U-S-S-Y, Pussy"
"...... how do you know that?"
And Tommy says "I smelled your fingers"
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