My mother told me if I dislike someine, I'd have to walk a mile in their shoes.

Q.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.

Same Condition

One day, a customer walked into a pet shop and told the clerk, "I need two...

In a Zurich...

In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of...

Plato and...

Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands....

Why do women wear...

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Chuck Norris can...

Chuck Norris can recharge his chuckPod by plugging it into a piece of cheese.

How do you make a...

You kill his family.

Remaining as enemies

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the...

I was let down in...

My mum, my dad and my maths teacher

Two Blondes

Two blondes were building a house. One saw that the other was going into her...